How does a snail feel when it loses its shell? A little sluggish.
Da dum! This is the bestselling calendar that supplies class clowns and family jokesters with hundreds of jokes, puns, and riddles that are so, so bad—yet hilariously funny. Here is day after day of knock-knocks, lawyer jokes, chicken jokes, bar jokes, dad jokes, doctor jokes, and more. What happened when the students’ shoelaces got tangled together? They went on a class trip. Guffaws, groans, and belly laughs guaranteed.