The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar 2016

Yes, they said it. They really did. The perennial bestseller that showcases the most spectacularly stupid utterances of sports stars, entertainers, and politicians—oh, those politicians!—The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Calendar will make you cringe, then laugh at the absurdity of it all. Corporate whitewashing: “Giving debt relief to people who really need it, that’s what foreclosure is” (JP Morgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon). Political idiocy: “We should silence anyone who opposes the right to freedom of speech” (Irish politician Sir Boyle Roche). Plus “elf cutlets in wine” and other unappealing supermarket specials, dumb game show exchanges, weird book titles, and sadly ironic signs: Teacher Appriciation Week (as seen outside a high school).