The Purple Burple and the Butt that Would Not Blow

Beanard Underduds Thistlebog Trousers (B.U.T.T. for short) is a boy of ten with a notoriously infamously gifted and highly explosive family who are currently training for the Meadow Peeps Annual Pop Off. Beanard has always strived to be different, un-tooting and with silent trousers. In his various endeavours and gooey misadventures, to keep his butt-clenching ways, he unwittingly becomes a jailer. Five magical waste gas collecting burples find themselves with all exits closed. Will anyone survive this journey, set amongst serious butt-blasting training and pongy aerial displays of bottom-burping prowess and a butt that will not blow? This is an exciting fast-paced, action-packed tale of woe. It is full of stinky gas, misadventures, mudpuppy monsters, suspense and many nasally-propellant lift-offs. The unsuspecting characters make unwise decisions that result in unfortunate butt-clenching, potently pungent rollercoaster rides, trips to the moon.