The Quest For The Holey Pail

Comic relief from the realms of fantasy! Mop up the mudblood, dust away the Dust and hitchhike as far from Narnia as you like. The Quest for the Holey Pail is the funniest thing since live nude entwives appeared at?Willowbottom and Mary Whitehouse threw a?Cloak of Invisibility over them.? Don't touch this yarn with a ten-foot halberd if making mock of?knights of old, damsels in distress and the rest of the?folderoll of fantasy is as refreshing as holy?water to a vampire. I turned in my grave, J. K. R. Tolkien. We're looking into it, CID. Wish I'd thought of it, Terry Pratchet. As we follow the quest for the Holey Pail across the universe we realise it is, in a certain sense, the quest life has in store for us all when we try parking anywhere in London these days.?Sir Laurel van der Post.