Yellowstone Four

It is 2026. A young air traffic controller receives a fearful warning from an unimpeachable source, i.e., God Himself. It seems the mega-volcano commonly known as Yellowstone National Park is about to erupt-thus ending all life as we know it. Unfortunately for humankind, a lunatic attempt to avert the disaster goes horribly wrong. Meanwhile our hero desperately seeks forty virgins willing to help him re-propagate the species. Along the way he is hounded by an evil televangelist and besieged by the government, not to mention fetched up on a remote island plagued by saltwater crocodiles. Will our hero escape the clutches of televangelism and thwart the government? Will he get his virgins to safety before the world is plunged into everlasting darkness? What will they do when the lights go out? And where, by the way, might a person find forty virgins these days? God only knows.